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A Russian Milk Company is Crossing Out Barcodes Because of the Devil

A Russian dairy company that has been inexplicably crossing out its barcodes for five years has finally revealed why: to ward off the Antichrist. Seriously. Russkoe Moloko, the merry band of complete fucking lunatics company in question, had the following to say in a press release: "It is well-known that the bar code on products is a mark of the Beast. It contains three invisible sixes (666), the name of the Antichrist which is hidden in the Scriptures...By crossing our barcode we want to show our position — we are with our Lord Jesus Christ, not the Antichrist and his servants. It's not superstition."

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